SIRENSPULL - contact.

[reassures]

[Cue mechanical answering machine voice.]

"You have dialed the number for N-I-L-L. This person is unavailable. Please leave a message after the beep."

[...BEEP]

Comments

[aggravating]

[EMBRACE THE TROLL TEXT]

THANK YOU FOR YOUR RESPONSE.

HOWEVER, NOT KNOWING DOES NOT MEAN NOT BONING.

VANILLA ICE IMMINENT.

[reassures]

I don't really care.

[It helps that she doesn't know what Vanilla Ice is.]