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[reassures]

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[gunsling]

i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.

[reassures]

[What... even....]

...What's wrong with them?

[gunsling]

Whats wrong with who?

[reassures]

I don't think they're a who-- Are they?

[gunsling]

That depends entirely on who or what they are.

[reassures]

You said-- wedge flip flops?

[...though...]

But-- your text wasn't green.

[gunsling]

Did i?
That blasted bug strikes again???
This is getting downright ridiculous!

[reassures]

Not that thing! It seems like it's everyone.

It's a little annoying...

[gunsling]

A little doesnt begin to cover the confounded thing.
Its becoming a real pain in the ass.

[reassures]

That, too.

I really hope it doesn't last much longer.

But-- you're one of those people, right? It seems like there are a lot of colors on the network lately.

[gunsling]

One of who people?
Youre back to not making much sense to me.

[reassures]

Oh-- no one specific!

But I think the last person I talked to who colored their text said they were a troll-- so are you one too?

[gunsling]

Ah them!
No no i myself happen to be human though i do have a bit of knowhow when it comes to trolls.
Not much mind you.

[reassures]

The one I spoke to seemed very angry.

--But if you use green text, do you like it?

[gunsling]

That could be a couple of those little guys unfortunately.
A lot of them are bizarrely moody.
And like it?
I suppose i do! Ive honestly never put much thought into it.

[reassures]

It does seem like there are a lot of them. It's unfortunate if they're all like that, though.

Really? It seems strange to use it if you haven't thought about it.

[gunsling]

I certainly hope not!
While i might not know many trolls personally the one i knew from back home seemed friendly enough.
And you think so?
Its always just sort of been a thing.

[reassures]

Well-- I'm sure not all of them can be like that. Maybe just a lot of them are.

I do! But it's a nice color, too. I like green!

[gunsling]

That sounds about right to me.
And me too!
Its one of my favorites in fact though i personally have a preference for blue.

[reassures]

I love blue! It's a really pretty color.

Why don't you use that for your text?

[gunsling]

Its a little complicated but i guess i should say that green happens to be my color!
Besides i have a good friend who associates herself with blue and i wouldnt want to step on any toes by using it myself.

[reassures]

Oh-- that's really cool, though!

Does your friend use blue text, then?

[gunsling]

One of them!
I have another that uses orange and another whos fond of pink
None of the three are here however just in case you find yourself confused by a few of the others who have a similar color scheme.

[reassures]

Those are all great colors! [Man, she's starting to like you colored-text-people.]

I'm sorry none of them are here, though.

Oh-- but my name is Nill! It seems like we've been talking for a little while and I forgot to say that... what's your name?

[gunsling]

Jake english at your service.
And theres no need to apologize for that nill its not as if youre the one keeping them at bay.