SIRENSPULL - contact.

[reassures]

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Comments

[reassures]

I don't think they're a who-- Are they?

[gunsling]

That depends entirely on who or what they are.

[reassures]

You said-- wedge flip flops?

[...though...]

But-- your text wasn't green.

[gunsling]

Did i?
That blasted bug strikes again???
This is getting downright ridiculous!

[reassures]

Not that thing! It seems like it's everyone.

It's a little annoying...

[gunsling]

A little doesnt begin to cover the confounded thing.
Its becoming a real pain in the ass.

[reassures]

That, too.

I really hope it doesn't last much longer.

But-- you're one of those people, right? It seems like there are a lot of colors on the network lately.

[gunsling]

One of who people?
Youre back to not making much sense to me.

[reassures]

Oh-- no one specific!

But I think the last person I talked to who colored their text said they were a troll-- so are you one too?

[gunsling]

Ah them!
No no i myself happen to be human though i do have a bit of knowhow when it comes to trolls.
Not much mind you.

[reassures]

The one I spoke to seemed very angry.

--But if you use green text, do you like it?

[gunsling]

That could be a couple of those little guys unfortunately.
A lot of them are bizarrely moody.
And like it?
I suppose i do! Ive honestly never put much thought into it.

[reassures]

It does seem like there are a lot of them. It's unfortunate if they're all like that, though.

Really? It seems strange to use it if you haven't thought about it.

[gunsling]

I certainly hope not!
While i might not know many trolls personally the one i knew from back home seemed friendly enough.
And you think so?
Its always just sort of been a thing.

[reassures]

Well-- I'm sure not all of them can be like that. Maybe just a lot of them are.

I do! But it's a nice color, too. I like green!

[gunsling]

That sounds about right to me.
And me too!
Its one of my favorites in fact though i personally have a preference for blue.

[reassures]

I love blue! It's a really pretty color.

Why don't you use that for your text?

[gunsling]

Its a little complicated but i guess i should say that green happens to be my color!
Besides i have a good friend who associates herself with blue and i wouldnt want to step on any toes by using it myself.

[reassures]

Oh-- that's really cool, though!

Does your friend use blue text, then?

[gunsling]

One of them!
I have another that uses orange and another whos fond of pink
None of the three are here however just in case you find yourself confused by a few of the others who have a similar color scheme.

[reassures]

Those are all great colors! [Man, she's starting to like you colored-text-people.]

I'm sorry none of them are here, though.

Oh-- but my name is Nill! It seems like we've been talking for a little while and I forgot to say that... what's your name?

[gunsling]

Jake english at your service.
And theres no need to apologize for that nill its not as if youre the one keeping them at bay.

[reassures]

It's nice to meet you, Jake.

No-- but I hope you'll be able to see them again soon. It's lonely when you don't have your friends with you.

[gunsling]

And you too of course nill.
I suppose its only fair to admit ive never actually seen them myself before.
Not in person at least though the idea that they could come here and id have the chance to meet them is fairly exciting.

[reassures]

You haven't?

Oh-- you could definitely meet them, though! I met a lot of my friends like this-- something like the network before I ever met them in person.